Drugs, Jose & Baseball

We can all sit around and whine about Jose Canseco and Ken Caminiti all we want. Aren't they just awful, those dratted scoundrels.

The truth is, they've done these United States a tremendous service and restored some integrity to the national pastime. Ironic, isn't it? The very people whose integrity we besmirch on Internet chatboreds and sports radio talk shows have been instrumental in spurring baseball (and the player's union, the real scoundrels here) to finally institute a drug testing policy that isn't a fucking joke.

Now if only King George would write a racy tell-all book, maybe we could get baseball's pathetic fiscal inequities fixed, and the game would start to suck a little less for a change.

Thank you, Jose!!